CORRECTILE DYSFUNCTION

from s/t by WET DREAM WAR MACHINE

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Well, actually.
Actually.
Listen up honey.
Listen up.
Listen up honey.

I watched a solid number of episodes of this survival tv show on the men’s interest channel so trust me when I say that I know a thing or two about how the world works.

So I´m gonna go ahead and explain it to you real quick.
Sit back, relax and enjoy the soothing sound of my voice.

What the hell do you even mean - „patronizing“? „condescending“? „Big-headed“?

I´m more of an expert and I’ll tell you why.
Cause I’m a guy.

I´m the hunter, I’m the provider.
Independent,
assertive,
strong & confident.
I am the breadwinner, I am the chief
Don´t shake your head in disbelief.

Oh you got a PhD in genetic engineering?

Well listen up sugar,
I saw this documentary about dolly the sheep
on YouTube this one time so I think it´s fair to say
that I’m sort of an expert on the topic myself.

Listen up baby,
I got all the right answers
Did you even ask?

I´m educated, I’m oh so enlightened.
Who, me? Self-entitled?

Just wait until I create a subreddit about all of this.
Just wait until my 4chan friends hear about this.

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from s/t, released October 11, 2021

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WET DREAM WAR MACHINE Berlin, Germany

UPCOMING SHOWS:
13.10. LEIPZIG @ ERY
14.10. MÜNCHEN @ KAFE KULT
15.10. TRENTO (IT) @ DIRTY CARPET CLUB
16.10. FELDKIRCH (AT) @ RAUCH CLUB
17.10. ZÜRICH (CH) @ POST SQUAT
18.10. PARIS (F) ANTI CLUB / CIRQUE ELECTRIQUE
19.10. LILLE (F) @ LA BRAT CAVE
20.10. BRUGES (BE) @ SNUFFEL
21.10. HAARLEM (NL) @SLACHTHUIS
22.10. TBA / HELP NEEDED! * ... more

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