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27 DAYS LATER
03:25
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I got my glass shoes on tonight
I'm gonna go out tonight
Time to scan
the walk-in wardrobe
for my finest features
Insulation
sensation
regulation
protection
My skin
It sheds and sheds and sheds
A whole new person
every month
Who's it gonna be today?
mirror mirror down the hall
Who's the realest of them all?
And if I only could
I'd make a deal with Mephistopheles
I put my Björk shirt on tonight
Our first encounter, I'm shitting bricks
Quick introduction, pastimes, occupation, birth chart
Solving the middle east conflict over red wine and pasta
Be right back, quick bathroom break to powder my nose.
I'm about to blow both our minds with how staggering I am.
Don't you worry. I got a bunch of tricks up my sleeve.
So let’s end this interrogation. I'll spill my guts and more.
A master of disguise
Snorting white lies
There's a warm embrace in this alienation.
The night is ours baby. Let's get lost in ourselves.
It's been too long since I have seen strobe lights.
Better keep up now cause I'm out of this world.
Kiss me hard before we glow.
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SONG OF A HAPPY MAN
03:07
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A hardworking multi-skilled energetic and reliable production supervisor with more than 25 years of assembly line experience who has the ability to manage the people and technology involved in any production process.
Father of 2 kids.
A neatly trimmed lawn.
Almost paid off the mortgage.
Small suburban house.
Guest room.
2 fine cars.
Heated leather seats.
Bluetooth, sunroof.
Yearly vacation.
So carefree it makes me want to puke my guts out.
I am singing and dancing
in the rhythmic pour of tar.
This is the song of a happy man!
This is the song of a glitter shitter!
I am dancing.
I am singing.
Say can’t you feel this triumphant throbbing?
Father of 2 bastards.
Family therapy.
Why the fuck am I still knee deep in debt?
Suburban shithole.
Oh how I’d love to watch it all burn to the fucking ground.
I work effectively and efficiently to the demand of the fast-paced environment of the busy production plant, while following quality assurance checks.
I possess a keen eye for detail and am meticulously organized.
I am singing and dancing
in the rhythmic pour of tar.
This is the song of a happy man!
This is the song of a glitter shitter!
I am dancing.
I am singing.
Say can’t you feel this triumphant throbbing?
I have the flexibility of working well as part of a team and also individually.
I am an excellent communicator, who can relate well with people at all levels.
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GOD TOLD ME TO
03:17
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Our Father hallowed be your name.
I will let your kingdom come.
Your will be done on earth.
Your will be done.
They ask me "why?"
Cause god told me to.
Don´t ask me why.
God told me to.
Not gonna lie
God told me so.
No need to hide.
Cause god told me to.
And I shall eat the offspring of my body,
the flesh of my sons and daughters,
whom the LORD my God has given me,
in the siege and in the distress with which my enemies shall distress me.
I struck you down
cause god told me to.
So don’t you frown
God told me to.
I have no doubt
God told me so.
I’ll wipe you all out
Cause god told me to.
Sin sin sin.
Thin thin thin
out the herd.
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BORN FOR REHAB
03:35
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Living rent free in this obscure pool that is your womb.
Safe haven, warmth and security, savagery.
All-embracing insouciance.
I need more.
Give me more.
Smoke another cig.
Have another drink.
I need a hit, mommy, give me it.
You feed me and you feed me and you feed me
Your filth
You feed me and you feed me and you feed me
Your bittersweet filth.
Slip me some class A, B or C.
Let´s paint the town red.
Just keep it up.
Come kill me for a good time.
I‘ll never be old enough to die young.
I love that taste, I need this flavour,
Neglect.
Reject.
Special effect:
birth defects.
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LAST DAYS IN ARIZONA
02:32
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I‘m walking down the aisle,
always figured they’d sit me on the throne to make my eyeballs pop out.
Since I had no clue bout all those dollars spent on refurbishment, you know?
But here we are.
Lemme just gulp down those eggs on toast.
Lemme just have a taste of that sweet zyklon b.
Grand Canyon gas chamber state.
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6. |
CORRECTILE DYSFUNCTION
03:48
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Well, actually.
Actually.
Listen up honey.
Listen up.
Listen up honey.
I watched a solid number of episodes of this survival tv show on the men’s interest channel so trust me when I say that I know a thing or two about how the world works.
So I´m gonna go ahead and explain it to you real quick.
Sit back, relax and enjoy the soothing sound of my voice.
What the hell do you even mean - „patronizing“? „condescending“? „Big-headed“?
I´m more of an expert and I’ll tell you why.
Cause I’m a guy.
I´m the hunter, I’m the provider.
Independent,
assertive,
strong & confident.
I am the breadwinner, I am the chief
Don´t shake your head in disbelief.
Oh you got a PhD in genetic engineering?
Well listen up sugar,
I saw this documentary about dolly the sheep
on YouTube this one time so I think it´s fair to say
that I’m sort of an expert on the topic myself.
Listen up baby,
I got all the right answers
Did you even ask?
I´m educated, I’m oh so enlightened.
Who, me? Self-entitled?
Just wait until I create a subreddit about all of this.
Just wait until my 4chan friends hear about this.
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WET DREAM WAR MACHINE Berlin, Germany
UPCOMING SHOWS:
13.10. LEIPZIG @ ERY
14.10. MÜNCHEN @ KAFE KULT
15.10. TRENTO (IT) @ DIRTY CARPET
CLUB
16.10. FELDKIRCH (AT) @ RAUCH CLUB
17.10. ZÜRICH (CH) @ POST SQUAT
18.10. PARIS (F) ANTI CLUB / CIRQUE ELECTRIQUE
19.10. LILLE (F) @ LA BRAT CAVE
20.10. BRUGES (BE) @ SNUFFEL
21.10. HAARLEM (NL) @SLACHTHUIS
22.10. TBA / HELP NEEDED! *
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