1. |
NO
02:09
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No sanctuary
No certainty
No serenity
No complexity
No immunity
No reality
NO MORE
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LEASHED LIKE A DOG
03:41
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One last scroll through the search tab, maybe like 5 more videos of stuff being crushed by a hydraulic press.
-Oh yeah baby, go get that dopamine.
One more jägerbomb, just one last final drink
-Isn’t that what you said last weekend right before you blacked out in a random dive bar?
One more meaningless fuck. I´m almost certain that this time it will help increase my self esteem.
-Alright, ok.
One more 12 pack of hot pockets.
-So junk food is part of your plan to get ribbed?
You turn me off
All bark no bite
You turn me off
Leashed like a dog
I am in full control and I can surely stop at any given moment
No problem at all
-I’ll have a lot of fun
seeing all of the steps
that you will never take
One more rave, I need to feel myself
-Oh I´m sure your crashing bleary-eyed self is totally gonna call your mom tomorrow like you promised you would.
When I look at my reflection and see your sorry ass brushing my teeth I‘m utterly disgusted
Oh how I love living up to my own expectations.
You turn me off
All bark no bite
You turn me off
Leashed like a dog
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3. |
MERRYMAKER
03:33
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Did you know that ketchup was once sold as medicine?
FUN FACT
Pigeons can tell the difference between Picasso and Monet. What?!
Pigs can eat an entire human body.
There are moonquakes on the moon.
FUN FACT
Jellyfish kill more people than sharks do
Baby rabbits are called kits. OH Cute!
The actors who voiced Mickey and Minnie mouse got married in real life.
FUN FACT
One third of murders go unsolved in the United States alone.
All these facts do just exist for your entertainment.
Who doesn’t love some weird & fun, weird & fun trivia?!
Perfect for pulling out at your next dinner party.
Come and spice up your evening with some of these:
There are fascist parties in almost every European Parliament.
12 million girls under 18 are married each year.
FUN FACT
Every fourth child is considered chronically malnourished.
FUN FACT
there are over 5000 mega yachts in the world.
FUN FACT
Was this fun enough for you?
MERRYMAKER
LIFE OF THE PARTY
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4. |
FOURTH EYE
03:43
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Stop doing what you’re doing.
Here’s some advice to improve your life:
Today I wanted to talk to you about minimalism.
So bid farewell to Söderhamn, Dunvik & Bestå.
You don’t need those for your life to be „hyggelig“.
Marie Kondo taught me how to fold my underwear... Well fuck you Marie Kondo, I‘m done wearing underwear!
Hey guys!
So today I wanted to show you around here in La Gomera.
My partner & our chosen family - or „tribe“ as we like to call it - have been living here for quite a while now and are basically local natives of sorts.
I beat the high score of this game called life. I got it all figured out.
Hey guys!
So lately I’ve been really getting into biohacking and can only recommend it.
So tap into your full potential
To help the mind, body and soul to perform at its optimum.
It is the key to endless energy and aging in reverse.
Hey guys, so I did 15 minutes of butthole sunning yesterday and I feel supercharged for my week.
I didn’t even need coffee this morning, I woke up bright and early with the sunrise, ready for my day.
So remember to start your week by charging your anus with the power of the sun, since the anus is considered the „fourth eye“.
I firmly believe that if more people received nourishing light particles through their anus there would be far less assholes in the world.
Thanks for listening; I‘m certain that this advice will improve your life.
Peace, light & love.
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5. |
DISSOCIATION
03:18
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SWEATY PALMS
SHAKY LEGS
A BELT
AROUND MY NECK
ELECTRICITY
UNDER MY FINGERNAILS
EVERYTHING
IS TOO LOUD
DISSOCIATION
I NEED TO GET OUT
EVERYONE‘S STARING AT ME
PIERCING STARES MAKE ME LOSE MY BALANCE
EVERYBODY SEEMS TO BE YELLING
BUT I CAN‘T FUCKING HEAR YOU
I CAN‘T SEE
I CAN‘T HEAR
I CAN‘T BREATH
I CAN‘T THINK
I‘M ABOUT TO IMPLODE
COME ON EVERYBODY LET‘S DISSOCIATE
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6. |
DEATH ROW ALL STARS
02:50
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Game day, final inning
A hot yet cloudy afternoon
Just knocked the ball out the park.
Hope that´s gonna buy me
Another couple of days to live.
See here’s the thing:
We win - see you tomorrow,
We lose and the gallows await.
The Wyoming state penitentiary all stars - A team of convicted felons,
A ragtag bunch of thugs -
Murderers, robbers, rapists,… you name it.
Homerun, grand-slam, living the dream for Uncle Sam
May 24, 1912 In the city of Rawlins, Wyoming
Sentenced to death for a crime I committed in the name of love. And they say chivalry is dead ha!
Soon I’ll be hanging from a noose but damn we had a good run my fellow inmates and I.
"He walked bravely, with pride, and without fear. He knew that this truth may be the last year of his life and he lived it to the fullest, and he accepted his fate, closing the chapter
on the prison team forever."
Word on the street was if I keep playing like a pro I might be pardoned.
People were even campaigning for me, petitioning to commute my sentence I kid you not.
They played to win,
we played to survive.
DEATH ROW ALL STARS
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7. |
TO CHILDREN EVERYWHERE
04:20
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LESSON ONE The rich don't work for money.
They have money work for them.
LESSON TWO It’s not how much money you make,
It’s how much money you keep.
LESSON THREE The rich invent money
LESSON FOUR My rich dad did not see Robin Hood as a hero.
He called Robin Hood a crook.
There´s a difference between being poor and being broke.
Broke is temporary; poor is eternal.
If you work hard you can play hard, everybody knows if you’re poor it’s your own fault
… think about it.
Poor people simply have poor spending habits.
If you work hard you can play hard, everybody knows if you’re poor it’s your own fault.
Are you tired of living paycheck to paycheck?
Job is an acronym for “Just Over Broke.”
There is gold everywhere.
Most people are not trained to see it.
Great opportunities are not seen with your eyes.
They are seen with your mind.
Failure inspires winners.
Failure defeats losers.
Lesson learned.
You‘re welcome.
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8. |
MIDSTREAM
01:37
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Today I woke up extremely hungover
But then I remembered that someone told me
How pickle juice can help with that.
So I’ll chug a glass.
Cause god forbid I´d drink less.
I wanna lose weight but fuck pumping iron.
someone told me I could just get a tapeworm.
Then It´s a dinner for two.
It´s all just a matter of mindset
I don’t need no experts, wanna bet?
MIDSTREAM MORNING PISS
I´m feeling depressed. But honestly who needs therapy?!
I’ll just get phlebotomy.
Seems like I caught some kind of cold.
But I heard that leeches can just suck it out of me.
Fuck a vaccine I‘ll just drink bleach.
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9. |
DADDY JUSTICE
03:58
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Damn it feels good to protect you.
Hands on the wheel, i need to see your driver's license and registration.
What’s your name? Where do you live?
You know damn well why I´m pulling you over, don’t you?
I can see you shaking and your pupils dilate so turn off the ignition and step out of the vehicle.
Stay the fuck calm and just keep our cool - we don’t want this to get messy do we?!
We can do this the easy way or the hard way but either way
It’s gonna be done
And it’s gonna be fun
Do you understand?!
In order to check whether you’re sober or not I‘m gonna need you to suck your own cock.
Let’s see if you can pull it off cause my gun is loaded, authorized and ready to shoot.
I will now continue to search your car - I know you won’t like that.
So open up your trunk -
Let me see what you're loading.
Call the cops? Is that what you wanna do?
We do all this simply because we want to.
True blue
Through and through
We do all this simply because we want to
True blue
Through and through
Daddy justice badge number 69
Our worst possible outcome is a paid leave
Damn right I play dirty.
Damn right I could let you go but
Damn right there’s a price for everything.
PROTECT and SERVE
SERVE and PROTECT
ERECT AND A PERV
I DESERVE YOUR RESPECT
I am judge jury and executioner
PROTECT and SERVE
SERVE and PROTECT
ERECT AND A PERV
I DESERVE YOUR RESPECT
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10. |
OK
03:43
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WET DREAM WAR MACHINE Berlin, Germany
UPCOMING SHOWS:
13.10. LEIPZIG @ ERY
14.10. MÜNCHEN @ KAFE KULT
15.10. TRENTO (IT) @ DIRTY CARPET
CLUB
16.10. FELDKIRCH (AT) @ RAUCH CLUB
17.10. ZÜRICH (CH) @ POST SQUAT
18.10. PARIS (F) ANTI CLUB / CIRQUE ELECTRIQUE
19.10. LILLE (F) @ LA BRAT CAVE
20.10. BRUGES (BE) @ SNUFFEL
21.10. HAARLEM (NL) @SLACHTHUIS
22.10. TBA / HELP NEEDED! *
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