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STOOL PIGEON
03:15
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Doesn’t it make your blood boil to witness some street urchin stuffing their backpack in your local shopping center?
The backbone of our society
A lesson in morality
Go teach your happy family
Better flavour for your city
Don´t you feel the vitality?
Cheap thrills for legality
Go and fight the plurality
Isn’t it oh so pretty?!
Spill their guts
Call the cops
Report to the authorities
Do you see that guttersnipe back there traveling without a ticket?
Wouldn’t you rather see that juvenile delinquent rot in jail for this criminal offense?
Report to the authorities
Come be a model citizen.
Snitches get bitches - it´s a thing.
See it - Say it - Sorted
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I.M.A.G.I.N.E.
02:41
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Going all in
Drunk driving
Pet taipan in a one room apartment
Going all in
Horse racing
Bareback in the darkroom
….or imagine you just wouldn’t?
I.M.A.G.I.N.E.
An ideal setup for you & me
Illuminating Magical Adventures, Generating Inspiration,
Nurturing Enchantment
And myriad facets beyond your imagination
It’s white it’s powder - what can go wrong on a tuesday night?!
I mean have you ever tried licking a moving treadmill?
Kinda like licking a frozen metal pole on an icy winter night but with a dissimilar sensation.
Anyway, might as well drive that forklift even though the package insert of your prescription drugs specifically told you not to operate heavy machinery.
Going all in
My firstborn on red
Pissing on an electric fence
Going all in
Watching salo with mom
Chainsmoking on a haystack
I.M.A.G.I.N.E.
Illuminating Magical Adventures, Generating Inspiration, Nurturing Enchantment
I.M.A.G.I.N.E.
An ideal setup for you & me
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02:57
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WORTH IT
02:08
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You won’t believe what happened to me this morning when I wanted to try on that extravagant Prada dress I specifically rented for the big gender reveal party tonight - Which by the way I hope won’t cause an explosion or a wildfire but I heard there’s gonna be helicopters and I´m sure there will be fireworks as well.
…like it literally said:
„Oops looks like your mirror isn’t connected to a network.
Please open your wifi settings in order to fix the problem“
I found my happiness
and my purpose
between Black Friday
and Cyber Monday.
Knocked someone out over a pink Stanley x Starbucks cup.
To be precautious I got a box of blue chews as well.
And just to be sure a voucher for a portrait of the unborn‘s DNA.
Cause nothing says ‘class’ like a portrait of your double helix
Always yearning for more
Always checking what’s in store
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GP
01:22
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NIEDERSCHIESSMICHTOT
02:39
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Wenn der 10 Bier trinkt
dann redet der halt so.
Da muss man auch mal weghör'n könn'
oder man macht halt einfach mit?!
Wo komm' wir denn da hin?!
Wo komm' wir eigentlich her?
Ach vom Fahnentausch
in der Gartenkolonie.
Hammer und Zirkel, Adler und Kreuz.
Mit der Bassrolle im Kadett,
mitsing' mit Kevin und dem W.
Nur die besten sterben jung.
Der Rest wird ja einfach umgevolkt.
Verkohlt, geschrödert, zermerkelt, jetzt reicht's!
Protest, Aufstand und dann Tag X!
Oder zumindest "Fridays for Hubraum",
damit die merken, wer das Volk ist.
Wir und die wird hier klar getrennt.
Nation, Freistaat, Königreich.
Auch wenn die aus Niederschießmichtot
schon ganz schön dumme Schweine sind.
PROVINZ
Weil's hier auch divers ist: von schwarz-rot-gold bis schwarz-weiß-rot.
PROVINZ
Denn beim Zelten kannst du zwischen Nazis und Christen wählen.
PROVINZ
Denn wir sind aktiv: Weil der Fliesenleger auch Meinungsmacher ist.
PROVINZ
Denn es schreit kein Gutmensch trotz Doppelacht auf dem Stürmertrikot.
Montag müssen alle wieder raus.
Montag müssen alle auf Schicht.
Ich hau ab.
Ich verpiss mich.
Tschüss.
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WET DREAM WAR MACHINE Berlin, Germany
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